"...I Swing Funky Rap Routines And Tap Ya Jaw, Spot Ya 20 Points And Ya Still Can't Score, Nothin/ Cause You Ain't Got No Points In This Game Kid You Frontin'/ I'm Home Run Hittin You Be Buntin/ Fresh Out The Toilet I Got My Ish Together/ When I'm Good, I'm GOOD, When I'm Bad, I'm BETTER!!!/ You Want It? Whatever..."
"It Goes, Gettin' More Money, It Comes With More Problems/ Man Used 2 Be Mac'in But Now I'm Steve Jobbin' see/You Got 2 Choices, You Can Stay Broke Or Grind/ Life Is A Bish, And I'm Just Tryna Oprah Mine..."
•R.I.P. Steve Jobs•
"Rap Is Like A Set Up, A Lot Of Games/ A Lot Of Suckas With Colorful Names/ Im So And So..Im This Im That /Huh..But They All Just Wic-Wic WACK!!!/ Im Not White Or Red Or Black Im Browwwn..From The Boogie Down/ Productions, Of Course Our Music Be Thumpin'/ Others Say They Bad But They Buggin!!"
"Damn Baby Ussy Can’t Be Your Only Hustle / Unless You Baaad As Naomi Russell / I Mean A Lot Of Biggas Got Money…So Basically…Russell Ain’t The Only Russell / Russell Brand…Russell Crow / Zero-Zero-Zero-Zero, A Whole Lotta 0’s…"
• Happy B-Day Russell Simmons•
"Lay My Game Down Quite Flat/ Sweetness When You Park That/ Petite-ness But That @$$ Fat/ She Got A Body 2 Make A Bigga Wanna Eat That/ -pause- I'm Pluckin Wit You/ The Bish Official Yo/ Stick Harder Then A Missile Yo/ Try 2 Hit It And She Trippin, Disappearing Like Arsenio..."